1) What is my current age?
Younger than 16
Between 16-22
Older than 22
2) What would I rather be watching?
CNN
ESPN
Comedy Central
 
3) What is my political party?
Democrat
Republican
Other
4) How many guns do I own?
None
Between 1-5
Greater than 5
 
5) How much do I weigh?
Lower than 120
Between 120-150
Greater than 150
6) What is my religion?
Christian
Aetheist
Other